Short story: “The Future of Dating”

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“The Future of Dating,” by James Warner

Appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, April 15th, 2014

1184 words

This piece goes on a little longer than I would like, but it’s clever.

Not sure if this was intentional, but I was reminded of how “Deb Olin Unferth” gets its energy from the implication that the narrator is desperately trying to stave off shame and misery.