Short story: “Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Curious George”

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“Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Curious George,” by Mallory Ortberg

Appeared on The Toast, November 2nd, 2015

1,831 words

I think this is excellent because it makes my skin crawl. And of course it makes me think of Rotpeter.

Anything can happen to you. Anything can happen to you.
Anything can happen to you.

If enough things happen to you, you can learn to love something just for being familiar.

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